I'M A GEEK!!!!

It wasn't too long ago when cool kids got all the attention. Zach Morris was smashing Kelly, Lisa, and made Jesse a stripper. Ferris Beuler took the day off. It used to be cool to be cool.

Now...hahah its just funny to think about. GEEKS RULE THE EARTH!!

You know...those geeky kids that sit in the front of class, raise their hands all the time, and ate glue during recess. Got picked last in all the games, and played Oregon Trail ALL THE TIME.

Well that kid liked Oregon Trail so much that he started making his own computer programs, and made SEVENTY BILLION DOLLARS -- Bill Gates, he would be the Geek-in-Chief.

Or those other two kids, Larry Page and Sergey Brin. While everyone else was getting laid in college and playing beer pong and running around, they stayed at home and played math games and actually took the time and figured out what algorithms were, now THEY OWN GOOGLE, with a 24 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH.

Or the Geekiest kid of all, the one who made us all losers. Mark Zuckerberg the undergrad computer programmer who spent days and nights wondering how to be popular, and have his face seen around campus because no one knew his name. But now we all know Facebook, and he knows what its like to be worth 3 BILLION DOLLARS.

I don't know about you guys but I'm definitely going to be a geek in college.